It's not offensive to Ask, but it is Dangerous !!!

My wife and I went to the Fort Worth Stock Show and Rodeo last weekend and as we walk around, we saw an interesting sign that read:

"This Bull mated 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.


My wife, playfully nudged me in the ribs .... Laughing, he said "Hum he crossed 50 times last year. Once a week."
We continued walking and at the next stable the sign read:


"This Bull mated 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"


My wife gave me a slap on the back and said: "HELLO!? It is more than twice a week! You could learn something from him."
We continue our walk and in the next stable we found a sign that read in bold letters:

"This Bull mated 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"


My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, "This is a once a day. ONCE-A-DAY! You could REALLY learn something from this Bull."

A little annoyed, I admit, I looked at her and said: -Go over there and ask if it was always with the same cow."

- The Result -









My condition has improved from critical to stable and, God willing, I should be discharged within a couple of months without any major sequelae.