More than just "the anniversary of the date on which a wedding took place", a Wedding Anniversary is a date that deserves something special and perhaps unique.
I am not a "card and roses" kinda of guy, unless if I get to create the card myself and the roses are equally unique. So, a few years ago I created a flash animation for my wife. At a later date I created a painting effectively immortalizing her... This year I wanted to do something very different to celebrate my wedding anniversary. Perhaps, something funny and artistic.
So, I compile a few of my favorite quotes about marriage and I created an iPhone illustration to go along.
Without further due... I now present you with my unique 2010 Wedding Anniversary gift:
A man placed in the classifieds:
- "Wife Wanted"
The next day he received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing
- "You can have mine"
The son asks his father:
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father responds:
"I do not know, son, I'm still paying."
The child:
- "Father, it is true that in some parts of Africa a man does not know his wife until he marries her? ".
Father:
- "It's like that here too, son."
A couple was arguing about finances. Husband blew up and said:
- "If it were not for my money, this house would not be here."
The woman replied:
- "Honey, if it were not for your money, I would not be here!"
A woman was chatting with a friend:
- "I made my husband a millionaire."
- "So, what was he before?" - Asked the friend.
The woman says
- "A Billionaire."
A man was complaining to a friend:
- "I had everything - money, a beautiful house, a sports car, the love of a beautiful woman, and then ... it was all over.
- "What happened?" asked his friend.
- "My wife found out about it!"
A man runs into his house screaming to his wife:
- "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the lottery!"
Marta responds
- "Should I take Winter or summer clothes?"
The man replies:
- "Take it all, you are out of here!"
I haven't talked to my wife in over a year
- Why? - Asked a friend
- I don't like to interrupt her ...
Think about it:
If it wasn't for marriage, men would live their life thinking that they never made any mistakes. Personally, I think one of the best things about marriage is that, as a father and husband, I can say whatever I want in my house. It's pretty clear that nobody pays the slightest attention to me anyway...
A successful man
is the man who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman
is the woman finding that kind of man.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to notify the police because the thief was spending less than his wife.
The best way to remember your anniversary or your wife's birthday, is to forget it ONCE.
A guy said (proudly):
- "My wife's an angel!"
The other guy replied:
- "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
- The two types of happy people.
Single men and married women ...
- What is the similarity between a marriage and a submarine?
- Both float, float, but were made to sink ...
Marriage: double the spending and half the fun.
Once a man said:
- "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married.
Than it was too late ..."
- "A marriage is going down the tubes when you are used to swallowing the frog
but ... you can't take a joke anymore!!!!!"
Happy Anniversary Sweetheart!
I LOVE YOU!
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